2008-02-26

My Mother's White Man Crush


This is my mother's white man crush. Of all the white man in the world she chose Steve Wilkos of the Jerry Springer show? It is creepy to know she even has white man crushes, I like to think of my parents as asexual and who have no attraction to anyone, including each other.

Steven Wilkos is not cute to me, I guess she is liking him because he looks tall, I guess like me, my mother likes the tall guys, what the hell I know she likes tall guys she is 5'4 and my dad is 6'3. But he is not cute, but my mother is constantly watching Jerry Springer and talking about how horrible it is. Now I know why she is watching Jerry. YUCK!!!!!!!!

13 comments:

Yanmommasaid said...

Ewww. He does have really blue eyes. That's enough sometimes. Still...ewww.

roslynholcomb said...

I don't watch the show, but he looks like he would have a good sense of humour. I would imagine he would have to working on that train wreck of a show. He's a big burly guy some women really find that appealing.

Soila. said...

I think he's ugly. Sorry Sid's mommy.

Siditty said...

Me and you both Soila. I think she likes his height, bald head and muscles, but his face is too fugly for me

Soila. said...

Sid,
His face is fugly and I dont like bald men or big (too muscled) men. Yeah mabe it's the height doing it for her...

h sofia said...

A lot of men like tall, bald men. Maybe she likes the light eyes, too. He seems like an okay guy, but not my type at all.

P.S. I think my mom has a crush on Keanu Reeves. For a long time, I was like "Ewww." But he's only six years younger than she is.

idriane said...

Hey, at least your mother didn't tell you what she wanted to do to him. Sadly I know what my mother wants to do to Richard Gere. *shudders*

I do have to say Steve is definitely on my not cute list.

Grata said...

I think he looks good for his age. And a hairless man shows that he is bold. For that age range I think he is a good pick.

TexasLadyBird said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....you gotta love mom's! I think it's cute; and I agree for his age, he isn't bad looking.

CW said...

Aside from his association with "Springer"...I'm with your mom...YUM!

TBT said...

I would be more concerned that your mom watches Springer than the fact she finds this man attractive!

Siditty said...

She is watching it to look at his ugly face!!! He also has his own show where he just yells at people, she watches that too.

*amber said...

Mommies love men too. My mom just told me she was going to see No Country for Old Men because she thinks Javier Bardem is hot. She always talking about who she thinks is sexy. Steve's totally not cute but at least your mom didn't have a crush on someone like Gary Busey. THAT would be beyond nasty.