This is a tragic story. My name is Siditty, I have a big booty, and I can't shake my ass to save my life. I can't booty shake, I can't get it to jiggle. When I say I have a big booty, when I lay on my back in bed, the small of my back never touches the bed, there is too much booty there for such things. This tragedy is to the dismay of my husband who is a bonafide booty man. He loves my booty. He would love for me to shake my booty, but my big booty is just for looks, it cannot shake. I wonder if there are booty shaking lessons to take? I am so jealous of those who can.
My booty is nothing but a shelf to put a cup on, or maybe a book, it makes a good pillow, but I can't shake it to save my life!!!!!!!
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That is one impressive booty there, but you can't shake yours? I'm sure there are lessons, I'm quite in awe of the way some of these women can shake their tail feathers.
Girl you are CRAZY!!! I too can not shake my booty, but my man appreciates my attempts...LMAO I am sure any little hip shimmy or swivel will get your man going, especially when the booty is either fully naked or in a pair of panties...hee hee As far as being able to shake a tail feather, I think some of us are just born with those moves. Your man will enjoy it even if you wiggle it a little bit!
hell yeah.
C1:
I can't get it to jiggle like that woman. I have seen skinny girls do it, regular girls do it, big girls do it. But I cannot get mine to jiggle like that. Just sad.
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TNT5150:
All my husband has is hip movement and a good pair of panties to work with in regards to me sad.
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TBT
Did you even read the post or were you hypnotized by the booty.
try side to side first, go as fast as you can, try different speeds. to make it go up and down, just squat a little bit to make it stick out some, then use you lower stomach muscles to jiggle a bit and POP your booty and VOILA! you'll be booty popping/shaking/jiggling in no time. Hope this helps :)
For the record, all girls can shake, they just can't jiggle.
I can't pop my booty!!!!
I will practice. If I get too tired of my job, maybe I can work the pole somewhere.
You've got to try ... your man would love it.
I will try, but right now he is good with a pair of thongs or boy panties. It doesn't take much for a guy LOL
My booty is definitely not that size but I am with you. I cant shake it to save my soul. I am the worst dancer overall. I hate on girls who can move. Best I can do is swing my hips from side to side.
Minority girl just gave you a crash course so you should be good to go.
LMAO (well not my A)
Try Soca dancing. I learned some moves from my Belizian friend. There a lot of butt action.
swinging it side to side is stage one....
keep working on it XD.
Oh my!
PG-13?!!! All right. I am never coming to this blog at work again!
lord today. It is a booty in a thong, not full on nudity
Where the booty go? :(
The booty left. Yan was about to boycott my blog. She felt the video too racy. I will put it up on the side later on today for those who want to revisit said booty.
"The booty left. Yan was about to boycott my blog. She felt the video too racy. I will put it up on the side later on today for those who want to revisit said booty".
I am with Yan on this one (Freeze your fingures TBT!)
new picture!
TBT must be crying.
Try belly dancing Siditty! Not nly will you earn to move your rump...there are other benefits too!
Yeah, Siddity you should try belly dancing. It can help you learn how to isolate different parts of your body and loosen your hips. And lol@removal of booty video.
We got lessons for bellydancing right down the street. I might try it. I wonder if I can learn to booty clap by belly dancing LOL
Siditty,
Thanks ever so much for removing the porno matako show! I don't know what the big deal is about gluteal gymnastics is anyway. I think we have our first deuce over at the network. And surprise! he didn't waste any time asking to be your friend. I think he is going to end up getting banned for not filling out that profile.
OK Yan I didn't completely get rid of it, there were questions asked to it's where abouts. I dedicated it to C1 and TBT on the side, the booty show isn't so obvious.
I don't understand booty olympics either, but I don't understand the attraction to butt chest either.
Siditty! Can you please remove his name from the comments? Please?!
Oh yeah and Deuce @ the new place is the reason I can't be single. Seriously. I attract all the Deuces. It is rare for me to attract normal men.
Thanks, Siditty. Well maybe Deuce will be someone else's dream man!
"Oh yeah and Deuce @ the new place is the reason I can't be single. Seriously. I attract all the Deuces. It is rare for me to attract normal men."
How do you define a Duece? Does he have to throw dueces? Does he have to say thug nizzle?
He's only unappealing because he's poppin deuces. Without the deuces he probably looks divine.
How do you define a Duece? Does he have to throw dueces? Does he have to say thug nizzle?
He's only unappealing because he's poppin deuces. Without the deuces he probably looks divine.
Said deuces at the dating site does not have a picture. A Deuces (per me and Yan) is defined as a man who feels the only way to indentify with you is by speaking ebonics. He has to talk like he is from the streets because being black, you obviously have to be from the streets, no way can you come from the middle class or be educated. Nor can you as a black person speak normal every day English. He has to talk to you on "your level".
The orginal deuces was fugly as hell. He was made fuglier by the deuces he was throwing
Yan sd;
"I don't know what the big deal is about gluteal gymnastics is anyway."
I asked a guy this but he didnt give me a proper explanation so maybe all you women or men who know can help me out here.
*I'm a bit slow as you can tell*
What pleasure do men derive from watching a woman's butt jiggle, clap, shake and bounce up and down?
I personally think it's disgusting. But then again that's just me. Now what Shakira does with her hips and butt, that is sexy. I wanna learn how to do that.
And yeah what is with guys and boobs? I hate boobs!!! I wish I had A and a half's. As for a nice shaped butt (*think shakira, Betonce, Halle, Eva Mendez n Eva Longoria*), that I like.
This is so cute and funny. Come out to California, we'll teach you how to shake your booty.
I will come to California for my booty shaking lessons LOL
Take it from me. It's far more important to have it than to shake it. Moving or stationary will both do it for a true fetishist.
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